Love Thoughts [Nice Ones]

Properly hugging a Baby

1. First, uh, find a baby.
 

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

 
3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
 

4. The 'paw slide' Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up
 

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Black Beauty

Black Beauty (the car) of the Year 2009

NO SUCCESS WITHOUT HARDSHIP

THERE IS NO SUCCESS WITHOUT HARDSHIP

The world is so constructed that If you wish to enjoy its pleasures,
You must also endure its pains. Like it or not, You cannot
have one without the other.

Success is not measured by what  you accomplish.
It's measured by the opposition you encounter,
And the courage with which you maintain

Your struggle against the odds.
You'll find all things are difficult

Before they are easy.
The greater your obstacles,

The more glory in overcoming them.
So, make up your mind before you start
That sacrifice is part of the package.
 
No pain, no gain;
No thorns, no throne;

You've got to go through the negative
Before you get to the positive

I Have Realized

So Cute Innocent Faces

So Cute Faces

Inspirational Wallpapers for Your Desktop - Part1

Li-Li and her Mother-in-Law [Wondeful Story]

Li-Li and her Mother-in-Law

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A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn’t get along with mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law’s habits.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li’s poor husband great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law’s any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li went to see her father’s good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.

Mr. Huang thought for a while, and finally said, ’Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.’ Li-Li said, ’Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do. ’Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, ’You can’t use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious.
Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to be actively friendly towards her. ’Don’t argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen.’ Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-i! n-law.

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, and treated her like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn’t had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law’s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives thatLi-Li was the best daughter-in- law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.

One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, ’Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She’s changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.’

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. ’Li-Li, there’s nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her.’

There is a wise Chinese saying: ’The person who loves others will also be loved in return.’ God might be trying to work in another person’s life through you.After all you have got nothing to lose but a lot to gain. ’A candle loses nothing if it is used to light another one’.

Thanks for reading

That's how Maths is Done

That's How Maths is Done 

A little boy was doing his maths homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven.

Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom."

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

3 Great lessons of life

3 Great lessons of life......................Good one!

We learn a lot through our experiences in life. The following 3 examples of TURTLES, FROGS and THE PRETTY LADY teach us some lesson. Enjoy reading the same and do ponder over them.

The Turtles
A turtle family decided to go on a picnic. The turtles, being naturally slow about things, took seven years to prepare for their


outing. Finally the turtle family left home looking for a suitable place. During the second year of their journey they found a place ideal for them at last!

For about six months they cleaned the area, unpacked the picnic basket, and completed the arrangements. Then they discovered they had forgotten the salt. A picnic without salt would be a disaster, they all agreed. After a lengthy discussion, the youngest turtle was chosen to retrieve the salt from home. Although he was the fastest of the slow moving turtles, the little turtle whined, cried, and wobbled in his shell. He agreed to go on one condition: that no one would eat until he returned. The family consented and the little turtle left.
Three years passed and the little turtle had not returned. Five years...six years... then on the seventh year of his absence, the oldest turtle could no longer contain his hunger. He announced that he was going to eat and begun to unwrap a sandwich. At that point the little turtle suddenly popped out from behind a tree shouting, 'See! I knew you wouldn't wait. Now I am not going to go get the salt.'


[Some of us waste our time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. We are so concerned about what others are doing that we do not do anything ourselves.]

 The Frogs
A farmer came into town and asked the owner of a restaurant if he could use a million frog legs. The restaurant owner was shocked and asked the man where he could get so many frog legs! The farmer replied, 'There is a pond near my house that is full of frogs - millions of them. They all croak all night long and they are about to make me crazy!' So the restaurant owner and the farmer made an agreement that the farmer would deliver frogs to the restaurant, five hundred at a time for the next several weeks.
The first week, the farmer returned to the restaurant looking rather sheepish, with two scrawny little frogs. The restaurant owner said, 'Well... where are all the frogs?' The farmer said, 'I was mistaken. There were only these two frogs in the pond. But they sure were making a lot of noise!'

[ Next time you hear somebody criticizing or making fun of you, remember, it's probably just a couple of noisy frogs. Also remember that problems always seem bigger in the dark. Have you ever laid in your bed at night worrying about things which seem almost overwhelming like a million frogs croaking? Chances are pretty good that when the morning comes, and you take a closer look, you'll wonder what all the fuss was about.]




The Pretty Lady
Once upon a time a big monk and a little monk were traveling together. They came to the bank of a river and found the bridge was damaged. They had to wade across the river. There was a pretty lady who was stuck at the damaged bridge and couldn't cross the river. The big monk offered to carry her across the river on his back. The lady accepted. The little monk was shocked by the move of the big monk. 'How can big brother carry a lady when we are supposed to avoid all intimacy with females?' thought the little monk. But he kept quiet.. The big monk carried the lady across the river and the small monk followed unhappily. When they crossed the river, the big
monk let the lady down and they parted ways with her. All along the way for several miles, the little monk was very unhappy with the act of the big monk. He was making up all kinds of accusations about big monk in his head. This got him madder and madder. But he still kept quiet. And the big monk had no inclination to explain his situation.


Finally, at a rest point many hours later, the little monk could not stand it any further, he burst out angrily at the big monk. 'How can you claim yourself a devout monk, when you seize the first opportunity to touch a female, especially when she is very pretty? All your teachings to me make you a big hypocrite The big monk looked surprised and said, 'I had put down the pretty lady at the river bank many hours ago, how come you are still carrying her along?'

[This very old Chinese Zen story reflects the thinking of many people today. We encounter many unpleasant things in our life, they irritate us and they make us angry. Sometimes, they cause us a lot of hurt, sometimes they cause us to be bitter or jealous .. But like the little monk, we are not willing to let them go away.We keep on carrying the baggage of the 'pretty lady' with us. We let them keep on coming back to hurt us, make us angry, make us bitter and cause us a lot of
agony.Why? Simply because we are not willing to put down or let go of the baggage of the 'pretty lady'. We should let go of the pretty lady immediately after crossing the river. This will immediately remove all our agonies.There is no need to be further hurt by the unpleasant event after it is over]

Russian Models in Indian Sarees

Russian Models in Indian Sarees

just check out friends how Indian sarees converts any normal girl into beautiful one ...

Aapki Antara

Zaynah Vastani and Ziyah Vastani, cute little celebrities of India

Zaynah Vastani and Ziyah Vastani are the new two little cute kids in Indian Movie World. The little celebrities are Identical twins, aged and has handful of offers from big and small screens.

Zaynah aged five, plays the role of the autistic child Antara Verma in Zee TV's Aap Ki Antara. Aapki Antra deals with the life of the girl and how she affects the lives of those she encounters during her journey of life. Aapki Antra, the Zee TV soap opera which premiered on June 1, 2009 has become top in the viewership charts with the help of Zaynah.

Zaynah, has an identical twin Ziyah, who also is in the movie world. Ziyah plays Darsheel Safary's sister in the upcoming bollywood movie Bum Bum Bole. Zaynah has appeared in several ads like Britania, Godrej, Santoor, Sunsilk and Peposdent along with her twin

Child actor Zaynah Vastani is garnering rave reviews for her role as an autistic child, Antara, in the television show Aap Ki Antara. The brilliant portrayal of the character by Zaynah has captured everyone’s attention, but it didn’t come easily. Zaynah’s mother, Havov Vastani says, “We visited different NGOs where she met people suffering from different disabilities and learned alot from them.”

Partly from her own observations, and with some help from the director, the character came naturally to her.

Zaynah loves to draw and paint and enjoys playing with her dolls. She adores her music teacher at school and like her, Zaynah want to be a piano teacher when she grows up. Unlike her TV avatar Antara, who is not talkative, we realised that Zaynah is a chatterbox. “I love acting in the serial very much,” she said and after a pause exclaimed, “My favourite actor is Saif Ali Khan and I like him a lot.”

When Zaynah is not shooting, she enjoys playing with her child co-stars on the sets of Aap Ki Antara.

So, how does Zaynah find time for school and studies between shoots? Her mother says, “I see to it that her shoots don’t clash with her school timings. Studies come first. She’s talented and grasps things easily

God Bless Zaynas